Quotes tagged ‘Sharks’

(12 total)

“She is in a pool of sharks and she is like a baby dolphin.”

“I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.”

— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.com

“Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.”

“Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.”

— Jason Segel, Peter Bretter, Jason Segel, imdb.com

“Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of al…”

— Carl Gottlieb, Peter Benchley, Quint, Robert Shaw, imdb.com

“Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks. Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”

— Kay Cannon, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

“Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?”

— Ian Brennan, Brittany, Heather Morris, imdb.com

“The sharks were in the water, Jess. I pulled you into the boat. That's what friends do.”

— Julia Bicknell, Hannah Baker, Katherine Langford, imdb.com

“Donald Trump is obsessed with sharks, terrified of sharks. He was like: ‘I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’”

— Stormy Daniels, washingtonpost.com

“I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I am just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!”

— Kit Boss, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

“I always draw a large crowd of journalists who are like sharks, hoping I'll put some blood in the water. I try to oblige.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com