“Ms. Benitez: Oh! Steve! Look at you all dressed up.
Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day!
Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy.
Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you!
Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary…
Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”
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