“Ms. Benitez: Oh! Steve! Look at you all dressed up. Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day! Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy. Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you! Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary… Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”Tagged: Special, Love, Infatuation, Kill, Murder
“Miss G: Okay, Steve, you're going to have to learn your letters. Coach Steve: Well, obviously, I know the big song. Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon, other fat guy, sideways comb! Miss G: Wow. That is a song.”Tagged: Letters, learn, big song, Wrong
“I gotta be honest with you. I know I seem like a real gigolo, but actually I’m a little nervous because I’m a total virgin.”Tagged: Gigolo, Honesty, virgin, awkward, Uncomfortable
“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”Tagged: Nervous, Details, fuzzy, Sex, explicit
“Jenna Bilzerian: Steve, do you ever get lonely? Coach Steve: Of course not. I remain lonely.”Tagged: Lonely, remain, Sad, pathetic, humor
“Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”Tagged: Enigma, humor, Misunderstanding, awkward, Misheard
“Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie? Coach Steve: I call it the brush. Jonathan Van Ness: Okay. Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena. Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena? Coach Steve: And my asshole. Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my…”Tagged: Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness, grooming, Brush