“Whillenholly: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] They've got a monkey in there?
Sheriff: An ape.
Whillenholly: What?
Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey.
Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”
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