“Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.”Tagged: warning shot, bulbous ass, rectal breach
“Whillenholly: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] They've got a monkey in there? Sheriff: An ape. Whillenholly: What? Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”Tagged: Monkey, Ape, orangutan, federal wildlife marshal
“Whillenholly: [to Banky] Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Banky: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Whillenholly: OK, play it cool, hot shot.”Tagged: Love, Homophobia, hot shot
“It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?”Tagged: happy family, Monkey, tear gas
“[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob] Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape. Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm…”Tagged: Brady Bunch, Butt-Fucking, gay, Ape, fiasco