“[regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie]
Randal Graves: That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans.
Dante Hicks: I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Randal Graves: Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Dante Hicks: Why?
Randal Graves: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the Internet tonight.”
More from Kevin Smith
“It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.”
“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”
“Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing,…”
“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”