“Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man…”Tagged: Grow Up, Dick Jokes, weed jokes, Fart Jokes, Fuck
“[regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie] Randal Graves: That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans. Dante Hicks: I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Randal Graves: Remind me to renew that restraining order. Dante Hicks: Why? Randal Graves: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the…”Tagged: clash of the titans, judi dench, Restraining Order
“Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies.”Tagged: Internet, Bitch
“Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal.”Tagged: morose, Motherfuckers, Shit, cereal