“[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]
Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.
Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.”
More from Kevin Smith
“It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.”
“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”
“Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing,…”
“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”