Kramer: You’re wasting your life.

George: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I’m living my life.

Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?

George: No.

Kramer: You got money?

George: No.

Kramer: Do you have a woman?

George: No.

Kramer: Do you have any prospects?

George: No.

Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?

George: Uh, no.

Kramer: Do you have any action at all?

George: No.

Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

George: I like to get the Daily News.

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Interface would not allow me to make the speakers' names bold here. Otherwise, Kramer grills George about his meaningless life.

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