“Lucas: It could contaminate the water.
Thor: We can throw it in the forest.
Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!”
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“Oh, fuck yeah.”
“What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?”
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