“Sam Fox: Have I shut down, down there? Am I a man yet? Please tell me I'm close to being a man. No more periods.
Dr. Okoye: I hate to tell you, but you have the reproductive system of a sixteen-year-old.
Sam Fox: Oh, my god.
Dr. Okoye: Yeah. Your tubes are ripe and working.”
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