“For some people, the concept of a period party may sound a bit embarrassing and over the top, but menstruation-related celebrations are relatively common in certain cultures.”— Caroline Bologna, huffpost.com
“The number of rice grains left in your supper bowl foretells how many pockmarks will appear on your lover’s face Sleeping on your back will flatten your head’s shape but sleep on your stomach and you’ll induce nightmares Eating the fat inside the crab sharpens the mind so too the roe extracted from…”— Jenny Xie, apmpodcasts.org
“Sherlock Holmes: You seem even more dour than usual, Watson. I would posit it was a menstruation issue but I worked out your cycle. You're good for ten more days. Dr. Joan Watson: Couching it as a scientific observation totally negates the misogyny.”— Christopher Silber, Dr. Joan Watson, Lucy Liu, imdb.com
“Sam Fox: Have I shut down, down there? Am I a man yet? Please tell me I'm close to being a man. No more periods. Dr. Okoye: I hate to tell you, but you have the reproductive system of a sixteen-year-old. Sam Fox: Oh, my god. Dr. Okoye: Yeah. Your tubes are ripe and working.”— Louis C.K., Sam Fox, Pamela Adlon, imdb.com
“I’m in charge! Attention, everyone! All menstruating women go home immediately.”— Donald Glover, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com
“She missed her period? Oh my god. I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!”— Elaine Pope, Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I wish I could menstruate. I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.”— Dwight Schrute, imdb.com
“All I ever wanted was a mother who paid attention to me. She didn't want girls. She thought we were trouble. She didn't help with homework or teach me to sew or cook. She didn't go to the school plays I was in or go to my high school graduation. When I started menstruating at 13, I thought I was dyi…”— Bettie Page, latimesblogs.latimes.com
“Good sex takes good communications and if topic like menstruation is off limits then that makes talking about sex harder, too.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com