“Stanley: Man how did she know my name?
Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she’s got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.
Stanley: They’re not in the showers.
Squid: Oh don’t listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh, acute paranoia.
Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me every day, huh.
Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.”
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