“Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering?

Shadow: Cause his dad sacrificed his ass.

Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering. He's doing very well for himself these days.

Shadow: ...And how many colors does Jesus come in?

Wednesday: Well you got your white, Jesuit-style Jesus, you got your black African Jesus, you got your brown Mexican Jesus, you got your swarthy Greek Jesus—

Shadow: That's a...That's a lot of Jesus.

Wednesday: There's a lot of need for Jesus, so there are a lot of Jesus.”