Quotes tagged ‘Irreverent’

“Private Foreskin at your cervix!”

— John Ridley, Yinka, Gbenga Akinnagbe, imdb.com

“You want me in, I’m in. But I’m not gonna be anyone’s hero.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“If we can’t behave, we tread lightly.”

— Daniel Abraham, Ty Franck, Naomi Nagata, Dominique Tipper, imdb.com

“Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church. Kelly Maxwell: By accident. Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face. Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”

— Rob Wright, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering? Shadow: Cause his dad sacrificed his ass. Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering. H…”

— Maria Melnik, Mr. Wednesday, Ian McShane, imdb.com

“These men, who brought me here today, do not fear me. They brought me here today because they fear you and because they know that my voice, the voice that refuses to be enslaved, once lived in you. And may yet still. They brought me here today to show you death and use it to frighten you into ignori…”

— Marc Berzenski, Lisa Schultz Boyd, Joshua Rothenberger, Captain Charles Vane, Zach McGowan, imdb.com

“What's the point of being king if I cannot keep you naked all day long?”

— Emma Frost, King Edward, Max Irons, imdb.com

“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity. Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer? Miles: For your own protection.”

— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Morgan Cavanaugh, Elisa Donovan, imdb.com

“James: Now can anyone tell me what's wrong with what Sean did? Amanda: He got caught.”

— Marley Sims, Bruce Ferber, Amanda, Emily Hart, imdb.com

“Roxie: Did you put in fresh batteries? Sabrina: Yeah, I'm packing two Ds. And believe me, that's the first time I've ever said that.”

— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Can you distract a room full of poets? Hilda: Easy. Salem: With your clothes on? Hilda: Oh.”

— Dan Berendsen, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Okay, you go and distract Roxie. Morgan: Okay. How? Sabrina: Haven't you ever distracted anyone before? Morgan: Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the 'Oops, my strap broke!' trick. Sabrina: It's worth a shot.”

— Dan Kael, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“I mean, whenever I would do something crappy on Earth, there would be a little tiny voice in the back of my head that would say, 'Eleanor, don't grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You know, you didn't pay for that,' or 'Eleanor, don't spit those olive pits onto the floor of the grocery…”

— Cord Jefferson, Eleanor Shellstrop, Kristen Bell, imdb.com

“Michael: So, Chidi, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Chidi: It's frowned upon. Michael: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?”

— Cord Jefferson, Michael, Ted Danson, imdb.com