Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death—which is not far off, by the way.

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Contradicting an earlier pep talk, Jerry tells Uncle Leo he's too old and disgusting to find a woman.

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