Quotes tagged ‘Flatulence’
(3 total)
“I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to st…”
— Laurence Marks, Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com
“Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim d…”
— Marjorie Gross, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com