“Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie?
Coach Steve: I call it the brush.
Jonathan Van Ness: Okay.
Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena.
Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena?
Coach Steve: And my asshole.
Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my vagina, that poor brush.”
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