"We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, a thermos of cla..." — Mark Levin

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We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, a thermos of clam chowder, and some Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box. Help yourself.

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, and Richard Kind

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wet salami Sandwich Chex Mix Travel Food Car Trip

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Andrew's family and Nick are headed down to Florida for a Passover Seder. The food items Mr. Glouberman have are less than appealing.

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