“Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”— Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi, Deacon, Jonny Brugh, imdb.com
“Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com
“We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, a thermos of clam chowder, and some Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box. Help yourself.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, imdb.com
“Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”— Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi, Deacon, Jonny Brugh, imdb.com
“I was making a roast. The smell wafted from the kitchen into the living room, through the yellow curtains and into the sunlight. Bread warmed in the oven, and in my oven mitt, I managed to forget that I’d ever punched someone in the face. It seemed so long ago, I might not even have done it. I went…”— Arda Collins, apmpodcasts.org
“You don’t need to give me the executive sandwich, just tell me what’s going on.”— I. Marlene King, Rebecca Serle, Rainer Devon, Carter Jenkins, imdb.com
“Jimmy: Oh, speak for yourself. I'm not the one who flung my sandwich like a upset chimp at the zoo. Gretchen: I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens. Jimmy: Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch…”— Eva Anderson, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com