“Ralph Kramden: We spend $200, we make $2000 and the profit is 1800. We can't lose.
Ed Norton: Can't lose, huh? That's what you said when you bought the parking lot next to where they were building up the movie house there. You said, 'People going to the movies got to have a place to park their car.'
Ralph Kramden: How did I know they were building a drive-in theater?”
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