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"Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? Mark: I wa..." — Matt Hubbard

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Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark?

Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count?

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