“Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count?”Tagged: Date, Love, Attraction, Math, Tutoring
“Oscar: Hey. What are you doing right now? Mark: Uh, I was either going to jerk off or draw a picture of a car.”Tagged: masturbate, draw, Choices