Quotes tagged ‘Date’

“We just need to get through dinner, and then we can do the titty tango.”

— L.E. Correia, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I don't know. I would like to be with you, if you wanted to try being with me.”

— Sudi Green, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

“I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.”

— Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen, Evan, Michael Cera, imdb.com

“This isn't a date. It's business.”

— J. F. Lawton, Edward Lewis, Richard Gere, imdb.com

“I was afraid to approach her. But that night, fate was on my side.”

— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Ted Striker, Robert Hays, imdb.com

“Lenny: Hey. Maybe someday. Before I'm dead. Midge: It's a date.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“He's totally my dad. Even his smell.”

— Abby Sher, Audrey Wells, Maddy, Julia Garner, imdb.com

“I was so funny. I was scintillating. I wore my fig perfume, which is apparently possible to resist.”

— Julie Margaret Hogben, John Carney, Maggie, Cristin Milioti, imdb.com

“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

“Just 'cause we're both small and undesirable, doesn't mean we should date.”

— Benji Aflalo, Esther Povitsky, Eben Russell, Esther, Esther Povitsky, imdb.com

“I can't just go to a party on the Upper East Side. I can't just use apps to meet people.”

— Ryan Welch, Steve, Steve Way, imdb.com

“Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count?”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Mark Erickson, Noah Robbins, imdb.com

“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.com

“In conclusion, would you go out with me?”

— Emily Cutler, Eduardo, Miguel Chavez, imdb.com

“Bus Rodent: I, uh, I like you. Fleabag: Okay, you're a dick.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“Ryan: Your eyes match your dress. Annie: Well, the meatballs match your eyes.”

— Lindy West, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

“Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know? Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?”

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com

“You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?”

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

“Bart: I'll go, disguised as you. Lisa: What if he wants to hold hands? Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Lisa: What if he wants a kiss? Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Lisa: What if he... Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“I think it's cute that we had our first fight before our first date.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com