Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

Just 'cause we're both small and undesirable, doesn't mean we should date.

— Benji Aflalo, Esther Povitsky, Eben Russell, Esther, Esther Povitsky, imdb.com

I can't just go to a party on the Upper East Side. I can't just use apps to meet people.

— Ryan Welch, Steve, Steve Way, imdb.com

Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count?

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Mark Erickson, Noah Robbins, imdb.com

His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.com

In conclusion, would you go out with me?

— Emily Cutler, Eduardo, Miguel Chavez, imdb.com

Bus Rodent: I, uh, I like you. Fleabag: Okay, you're a dick.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Ryan: Your eyes match your dress. Annie: Well, the meatballs match your eyes.

— Lindy West, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know? Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com

You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

Bart: I'll go, disguised as you. Lisa: What if he wants to hold hands? Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Lisa: What if he wants a kiss? Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. Lisa: What if he... Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

I think it's cute that we had our first fight before our first date.

— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com

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