“When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal,' it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew,' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid.'”
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“I'm here because I love America and I want to be part of it.”
“We mutually agreed that I'd move out of our place or she'd beat me up.”
“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.”
“There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.”