Quotes tagged ‘Boyfriend’

“Babe, you don’t need a boyfriend. You just need to learn how to protect yourself a little bit more, ‘cause all this romantic bullshit is making you way too vulnerable, you're like an open wound.”

— Joel Kim Booster, Noah, Joel Kim Booster, imdb.com

“That's a picture of Jesus. He's my boyfriend.”

— Norma McCorvey, imdb.com

“You're my boyfriend if you don't treat me like your wife.”

— Eric Roth, Bradley Cooper, Will Fetters, Ally Campana, Lady GaGa, imdb.com

“I call my last relationship “the vacation hookup that lasted three years.” Ever since I met my ex at a nightclub in Ibiza and he told me I had “eyes like a husky’s,” I had a feeling it wasn’t meant to be forever — but it would be fun while it lasted.”

— Suzannah Weiss, The Cut, thecut.com

“[after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com

“Your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream.”

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com

“Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high? Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Vincent Vega, John Travolta, imdb.com

“Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That music... Frau Blücher: Yes. It's in your blood - it's in the blood of ALL Frankensteins. It reaches the soul when words are useless. Your grandfather used to play it to the creature HE vas making. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Then it was you all the time. Frau Blücher…”

— Mel Brooks, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, imdb.com

“Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend. Amber: Are you kidding? Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short.”

— Jason Katims, Sarah Braverman, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“Callie: Have you heard anything about Connor? How he's doing? Jude: I saw him. He's good. He's my boyfriend.”

— Thomas Higgins, Jude Foster, Hayden Byerly, imdb.com

“I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com

“Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste. Seth: I think he still does.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry. Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back? Ryan: Actually, I hit him first. Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Marissa Cooper, Mischa Barton, imdb.com

“Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.”

— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend and I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham!”

— Jenni Farley, imdb.com

“When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal,' it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew,' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid.'”

— Matt Murray, Eleanor Shellstrop, Kristen Bell, imdb.com

“This is like boyfriend material house!”

— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com

“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”

— Peggy Nicoll, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Stefan: So, at the risk of sounding like, uh...like a jealous boyfriend... Damon: Oh, there's no risk. You do.”

— Bryan Oh, Andrew Chambliss, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend.”

— Andrew Chambliss, Barbie Kligman, Stefan Salvatore, Paul Wesley, imdb.com