Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes.

Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam.

Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman!

Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang?

Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned, you can't believe anything he says.

Cartman: Hey! I'll blow your frigging head off!

Jimbo: Hey, look out, son, that's dangerous! You're gonna spill your beer!

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