“Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops?
Grampa: Shoot me!
Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa!
Grampa: I wish I were dead!
Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa.
Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!”
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