Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops?

Grampa: Shoot me!

Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa!

Grampa: I wish I were dead!

Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa.

Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!

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