Episode
by Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice), David A. Goodman, Dan Sterling and 8 others
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is
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“Protester: Look, it's the president of the network! John Horsoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff. I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network. Fuck you! [pause] John Horsoff: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over…”
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, John Horsoff, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Stan: Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to? Because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like assisted suicide? [pause] Jesus: My son, I wouldn't touch that with a sixty-foot pole. Stan: [hangs up] Goddamn it! Jesus: I heard that!”
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops? Grampa: Shoot me! Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa! Grampa: I wish I were dead! Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa. Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!”
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Randy Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com