“Scott: Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God! J’accuse, Terrance.
Terrance: Would you like a Monkey Claw, Phillip?
Phillip: Yes please. [Terrance farts]
Terrance: That's called the Monkey Claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
Phillip: The Monkey Claw is smelly.”
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