“Scott: I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both! [starts waving his arms in front of them; pause] Phillip: What are you doing, Scott? Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you. Phillip: Cancer?! Scott: That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind! Terrance:…”Tagged: Hate, cancer
“Scott: What are you idiots doing? Terrance: We're looking for treasure. Scott: Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described? Phillip: No, we're searching for treasure.”Tagged: idiots, insults, Treasure, Metaphor, Literalism
“Scott: I hate you and I wish you both had cancer! Phillip: Cancer? Scott: Yes, in the head. Terrance: Head cancer? Scott: This is not the end, Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day.”Tagged: cancer, Hate
“Scott: Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God! J’accuse, Terrance. Terrance: Would you like a Monkey Claw, Phillip? Phillip: Yes please. [Terrance farts] Terrance: That's called the Monkey Claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys. Phillip:…”Tagged: monkey claw, indigestion
“Phillip: Terrance, you farted in court. Terrance: Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.”Tagged: Farting, legal defense
“Terrance: Scott really hates us, Phillip. Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic. Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip. Phillip: We're not?”Tagged: Homophobic, gay