Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

by Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Nancy Pimental, David A. Goodman and 3 others(7 total)

The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around

Characters

Matt Stone (13)Trey Parker (8)Terrance (6)Announcer (1)

Scott: I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both! [starts waving his arms in front of them; pause] Phillip: What are you doing, Scott? Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you. Phillip: Cancer?! Scott: That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind! Terrance: […

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Hate cancer

Scott: What are you idiots doing? Terrance: We're looking for treasure. Scott: Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described? Phillip: No, we're searching for treasure.

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

idiots insults Treasure Metaphor Literalism

Scott: I hate you and I wish you both had cancer! Phillip: Cancer? Scott: Yes, in the head. Terrance: Head cancer? Scott: This is not the end, Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day.

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

cancer Hate

Scott: Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God! J’accuse, Terrance. Terrance: Would you like a Monkey Claw, Phillip? Phillip: Yes please. [Terrance farts] Terrance: That's called the Monkey Claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys. Phillip: Th…

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

monkey claw indigestion

Phillip: Terrance, you farted in court. Terrance: Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Farting legal defense

Since the last South Park, you've waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is. Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage… will not be seen tonight, so that we can bring you the following special presentation.

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Announcer, Trey Parker, imdb.com

lineage paternity teaser

Terrance: Scott really hates us, Phillip. Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic. Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip. Phillip: We're not?

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Terrance, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Homophobic gay

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