“Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.”
More from Matt Witten
“So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I…”
“Please, Jenna can't hear us. She's blind.”
“Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.”
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”