“Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her. Donna: Have you talked to Red about this? Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!”Tagged: Death, Old, killed, Grandma, angry
“Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.”Tagged: wash up, Request, head up your ass, difficult, Sassy
“So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.”Tagged: Parents, righting, choose sides, idiots
“Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul? Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.”Tagged: Soul, Lose, cheerleading camp