“Michael: Hi there, since there's no Janet here to serve you, I brought you two a little treat.
Chidi: Ah, kind of like a last meal?
Michael: Not like a last meal, just, uh, the final food you might ever eat.
Tahani: I'm gonna miss these little perks when I'm down in the Bad Place, being forced to wear a knock-off handbag and drink tap water.
Chidi: That's what you think hell is?”
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