Dr. Alan Grant: Kids! You want to have one of those?

Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child Dr. Grant could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids?

Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...

Dr. Alan Grant: They smell.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: They do not smell.

Dr. Alan Grant: Some of them smell.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, give me a break!

Dr. Alan Grant: Babies smell!

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