Dr. Alan Grant: Kids! You want to have one of those? Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child Dr. Grant could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids? Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...…
— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Alan Grant, Sam Neill, imdb.com
Tim: I didn't bug you during childbirth. Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
— Howard J. Morris, Jill Taylor, Patricia Richardson, imdb.com
It is all the same with we women. We just give birth to the slaughtered.
Jane wanted a baby but I thought, 'Why do that to somebody?'
Man is stronger by far than woman...yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?
A boy the size of a ten-pound bowling ball is working its way out of my body. Can you get me something for that? Can you get me a new vagina?
— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Miranda Bailey, Chandra Wilson, imdb.com
A person pussy-poops another person.
Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?
Louise: Where do babies come from? Linda: You all came from my vagina.
— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com
My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is that right? Yes, in the way that a tornado might be referred to as merely an air current.
Is there anything in particular I should avoid in the aftermath of childbirth? Yes. Pregnancy.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
I've never assisted in a birth before. It’s really quite disgusting.
People always say that once it goes away, you forget the pain. It’s a cliché of childbirth: you forget the pain. I don’t happen to agree. I remember the pain. What you really forget is love. Divorce seems as if it will last forever, and then suddenly, one day, your children grow up, move out, and ma…
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