Quotes tagged ‘Childbirth’

“Dr. Alan Grant: Kids! You want to have one of those? Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child Dr. Grant could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids? Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...…”

— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Alan Grant, Sam Neill, imdb.com

“Tim: I didn't bug you during childbirth. Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.”

— Howard J. Morris, Jill Taylor, Patricia Richardson, imdb.com

“It is all the same with we women. We just give birth to the slaughtered.”

— Michael Hirst, Torvi, Georgia Hirst, imdb.com

“Jane wanted a baby but I thought, 'Why do that to somebody?'”

— Matthew Weiner, imdb.com

“Man is stronger by far than woman...yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?”

— Joss Whedon, Jubal Early, Richard Brooks, imdb.com

“A boy the size of a ten-pound bowling ball is working its way out of my body. Can you get me something for that? Can you get me a new vagina?”

— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Miranda Bailey, Chandra Wilson, imdb.com

“A person pussy-poops another person.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?”

— Gregory Thompson, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Louise: Where do babies come from? Linda: You all came from my vagina.”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

“My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is that right? Yes, in the way that a tornado might be referred to as merely an air current.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Is there anything in particular I should avoid in the aftermath of childbirth? Yes. Pregnancy.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I've never assisted in a birth before. It’s really quite disgusting.”

— Tom Leopold, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“People always say that once it goes away, you forget the pain. It’s a cliché of childbirth: you forget the pain. I don’t happen to agree. I remember the pain. What you really forget is love. Divorce seems as if it will last forever, and then suddenly, one day, your children grow up, move out, and ma…”

— Nora Ephron, books.google.com