“Dr. Alan Grant: [finding egg shells] Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding. Tim: But Grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls. Dr. Alan Grant: Amphibian DNA. Lex: What's that? Dr. Alan Grant: Well, on the tour, the film said they used frog DNA to…”Tagged: dinosaur eggs, Frogs, DNA, west african, baby dinosaurs
“John Hammond: ...And there's no doubt; our attractions will drive kids our of their minds! Dr. Alan Grant: And what are those? Dr. Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey...”Tagged: kids, small adults
“T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.”Tagged: T-Rex, Instinct
“Dr. Alan Grant: I hate computers. Dr. Ellie Sattler: The feeling's mutual.”Tagged: Technophobia, computers
“Lex: [a Brachiosaur eats from the tree Grant, Lex and Tim are sleeping in] Go away! Dr. Alan Grant: It's OK. It's OK. It's a Brachiosaur. Tim: It's a veggiesaurus Lex! Veggiesaurus! Lex: Veggie!”Tagged: brachiosaur, veggiesaurus
“Dr. Alan Grant: Kids! You want to have one of those? Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child Dr. Grant could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids? Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...…”Tagged: Childbirth, Children, babies smell
“Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur? Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus. Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.”Tagged: Dinosaurs, Dinosaur Jokes
“Volunteer Boy: That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey. Dr. Alan Grant: A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this 'six foot turkey' as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep…”Tagged: Turkey, velociraptor, cretaceous period