“[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.”
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“Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in two weeks. Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone…”
“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”
“Got an issue? Here's a tissue.”
“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”