“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”Tagged: diaper, Nuts, crotch jokes
“Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.”Tagged: Gold Member, Penile Euphemisms
“[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.”Tagged: humor through ball pain
“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”Tagged: Mole, guacamole
“You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.”Tagged: crazy, Nuts, Self-Referential, Breaking Character
“Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar. Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”Tagged: Miranda Rights, sexual harassment in the workplace
“Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini? Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”Tagged: small car, Double Entendres