“I’m on a mission. There’s not enough love to go around, my job is to find out why. Now get me a double espresso and see if there’s some place around here with decent sushi. I’d kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now”
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“Got an issue? Here's a tissue.”
“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”