“Baby Boss: I can’t do this without you, Tim. Tim: We do make a pretty good team. Baby Boss: No, literally, I can’t reach the door knobs.”
“Tim: We could share. Boss Baby: You obviously didn’t go to business school.”Tagged: sharing, business school
“Do you know who else wears diapers, astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that’s who. It’s called efficiency. The average toddler spends what, forty-five hours a year on the potty. I’m the boss, I don’t have that kind of spare time.”Tagged: Diapers, Babies And Diapers
“I’m on a mission. There’s not enough love to go around, my job is to find out why. Now get me a double espresso and see if there’s some place around here with decent sushi. I’d kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now”Tagged: Finding More Love