“Adam: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well...I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen THE EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY...NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?”
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