“And of course the swastikas that were on the latest newsletter were supposed to have been octopuses. I am a very bad artist, and I apologize to any student I may have offended.”
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“I like you and I'm glad I met you, and I don't know. I don't know, you just make me happy…”
“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”
“I'm gonna go get a picture of them for my vision board.”
“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”