“I like you and I'm glad I met you, and I don't know. I don't know, you just make me happy…”

“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”

“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”

“Do colleges have communal showers? I'm scared guys will make fun of my flat butt.”