“But let's take a look at these bananas. These are just natural, not yellow, you know, chemicals, not brought to you by Tide. It's just like a regular banana, and that's the simple life that we kind of forget about, you know?”Tagged: yellow, Natural, Chemicals, Simple Life
“Most importantly, we discovered that deep down, this powerful kingpin is really just a fun dude who's into cool stuff, like smoothies.”Tagged: Discovery, taste, cool, Smoothies , Powerful
“So how do we find El Chingon? The same way they found Bin Laden. We looked for the biggest house and knocked on the front door.”Tagged: Search, House, Front door
“Denver McIver: New York Times isn't doing this. Lars Klegg: I think New York Times did do a piece out here.”Tagged: new york times, Correction, Actuality
“I went to the Ukraine. They buried me up to my neck and dudes took turns hitting me in the head with a golf club. And I was fine there.”Tagged: neck, Dude, Head, Pain, Golf Club
“The images of poverty that you're about to see may be disturbing to your first world senses.”Tagged: Poverty, First World, Disturbing
“I'm going to stay here and sing every once in a while. It'll be like vocal bread crumbs.”Tagged: Vocal, Bread Crumbs, help, sing
“And of course the swastikas that were on the latest newsletter were supposed to have been octopuses. I am a very bad artist, and I apologize to any student I may have offended.”Tagged: accident, Artist, mistake, newsletter
“Annie: I just wanted to talk to you. The Awesome: How'd you find me? Annie: How'd you think? The Awesome: Fucking Internet.”Tagged: Internet, Search, Stalk