“Peralta: Yeah. Although you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt.
Amy: Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 'Amy Santiago, will you marry me?'
[Amy turns around to see Peralta on one knee holding out an engagement ring]
Peralta: Surprise.”
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