“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me? Rick:…”

“All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has…”

“Beth: Sorry Jerry, you're real. Jerry: [crying] I'm a parasite! Beth: Yeah... but you're…”

“Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! Rick: Well, I don't like…”