“You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery, you're just a symptom of it.”Tagged: Brother, Siblings, Misery, Symptom
“[addressing Rick] You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.”
“All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying”Tagged: Friends, Pictures, School, teenager, Family
“Summer: You know you're kind of a dick, right? Rick's Computer: My function is to 'keep Summer safe', not 'keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff'. That's you, that's how you talk.”Tagged: function, Instructions, teenager, talk, Vibe
“Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone? Summer: Is that a real question? Jerry: Just making conversation. Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a…”Tagged: Sassy, Fatherhood, Daughter, Conversation
“We're miserable Morty! There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, and they've weaponized the Eiffel tower!”Tagged: curfew, calendar, weapons, Eiffel Tower
“That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems.”Tagged: Carpe Diem, losers