“Morty: And also, knock next time, you know? I mean, I'm sitting in here, I'm fourteen! I got a computer in here, you know? Jerry: Oh, I, uh... I think I understa— Morty: You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man. Jerry: I get it. Say no more. Morty: I mean one…”Tagged: masturbation, knock, Fire, Seeing Something, computers
“Rick: Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Bring it to 'Curse Purge Plus'! I-I use science to un-curse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers. This guy got mysterious…”Tagged: creepy, devil, Powers, Curse, olympics
“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me? Rick: [shoots Mr. Beauregard in the face] I guess Iiii did the butler! Hahaaa! Does that, does that scan? Ghost in a Jar: Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on 'the butler did it.' Rick: Thanks Ghost in a Jar. You always were…”Tagged: butler, Word Play, comedy, shoot, Obscure
“All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying”Tagged: Friends, Pictures, School, teenager, Family
“Beth: Sorry Jerry, you're real. Jerry: [crying] I'm a parasite! Beth: Yeah... but you're real.”Tagged: Reality, Parasite, real, Crying
“Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”Tagged: Sassy, Grandchildren, Concessions, Sacrifices, unemployed
“Rick: No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food and multiply. We could be infested with these things. So, we got to keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up. Mr. Poopybutthole: Oooohwee! Whatever you want, Rick, we're here to help!…”Tagged: Zany, Wacky Characters, Counting On Friends, Memory
“Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.”Tagged: Toilet, High Road, Texting, germs, Pinkeye